✅ Deployed. Probably.

Lorem ipsum? Nah. This is ipsum commitum — generated from stale caches, premature optimizations, and one missing semicolon.

Current status: 200 OK • Uptime: it depends • Monitoring: works on my machine

• In the beginning there was sudo, and it was good.
• Then came npm install, and the disk wept.
• We tried turning it off and on again. It became a feature.
• All bugs are “unexpected behavior” until the ticket is closed.

If you’re looking for content, please open a ticket with: priority=low.